I’m standing outside. In other words, I’m outstanding.

If the grass is greener on the other side, fair bet is, the water bill is higher too.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a d...

If I’m driving you crazy, please remember to put your seatbelt on.

If you’re having a bad day, remember some adults wear braces.