Do not let your mind wander too much. It is too small for you to let it out alone.

Fat? Me? No, no, no! These are airbags because I am precious.

Before my first cup of coffee I hate everybody. That doesn’t change after I’ve had that coffee, but it feels much better.

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.

Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.