The shortest horror story: Monday.

The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.

Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.

It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry…

In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn’t pay… basically, if you keep on reading...

Intelligence relentlessly rides in your wake – but you are faster.

It may seem like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to disappear.

Only ever trust your own butt to always stand behind you!

There are people who are a living proof that total brain failure does not always lead to physical death.

My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad.

Money alone won’t make you happy. You’ve got to own it.

Maybe you should move. There must be a village looking for an idiot.

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, you better not be standing in her way.

It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.

It is what’s inside that matters – the fridge is a perfect example.