People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise.

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise.

You’re only as good as your last haircut.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

It’s good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Live in such a way that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

God takes away the minds of poets, and uses them as his ministers, as he also uses diviners and holy prophets, in order that we who hear them may know...

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

My only advice is to stay aware, listen carefully, and yell for help if you need it.

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.

Love is being stupid together.

Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window. Or break down a door.

If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Personal humiliation was painful. Humiliation of one's family was much worse. Humiliation of one's social status was agony to bear. But humiliation of...