Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.

‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath.

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.