Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.

Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.