To Patch the Hole
A young man came home from work and found his bride upset.
"I feel terrible," she said, "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."
"Forget it," consoled her husband, "remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit."
"Yes," said the woman, cheering up, "and it's lucky you have, I used them to patch the hole."