Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

Being part of a family means smiling for photos.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

It’s fun to complain with someone. Nothing brings us together more than complaining about other people. That might be the thing that holds us together...