Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. And forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy b...

It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.

When people tell me You’re going to regret that in the morning, I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver.

War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.