Yes, the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When you’re calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to ...

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.

You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.