Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.

It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

Maybe you should move. There must be a village looking for an idiot.

In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn’t pay… basically, if you keep on reading...

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, you better not be standing in her way.