I’m breathing. That’s about it for today’s productivity.

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven’t offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as them.

I am swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a Land Rover. 8 days ago.

I’m aware that the voices in my head aren’t real. But their ideas are just awesome sometimes!