They say good, honest work never did anybody any harm, but I don’t want even the slightest risk.

Whoever said nothing is impossible clearly never tried slamming a revolving door.

You may think the grass is greener on the other side, but it’s possibly because there’s more manure there!

You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a clipboard.

You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.